Take one single thirty-one-year-old female
Add one teaspoon of uncertainty and whisk
Add two tablespoon of bad news
One big decision
300 fairy cakes
One smile and a couple of blushes
A handful of memories
One kiss - add more if desired
A sprinkling of jealousy
Gently fold in some hope
Five heaped teaspoons of tears
865 mince pies and two Christmas wishes
Mix all the ingredients together. bake for 365 days
(taken from: a novel: Sugar and Spice by Jules Stanbridge
